the rix mix

Nobel Peace Prize. Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. is a citizen of the world now. He's collecting more awards than Dame Judy Dench. Everybody on Earth except America's crackpot 25% acknowledges he was elected President of the United States in 2000 & denied office through an ultra-rightist coup d'état. So Al is admired around the world & President Lizard Brain is loathed & distrusted. Don't press Al to run for president. It's a compliment, but he's enjoying his current line of work & celebrity. Being president of a disputatious government bogged down in two wars, his own political party loaded with candyasses - the job is just a bunch of freakin' hassles. Let Hillary deal with them. She'll have to call Al for help & he knows it.

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