Friday, July 24, 2009

calibrating the words

Obama press conference video clip: ".....police acted stupidly...."

Wolf Blitzer: Turning now to our panel of experts, coincidentally together at our affiliate studio on Martha's Vineyard, let me throw this question out to all of you: Does the President's strong remark on the Skip Gates controversy indicate his willingness to accommodate further compromise on health reform?

Expert One: Absolutely, Wolf. Because the American people are not stupid no matter what the President says about us, & we're simply not going to accept a reduction in the quality of health care to the level of a village in Ghana, like the one in Kenya where Obama was born, by the way.

Expert Two: Let's stay on topic. Why is that when an African-American commits an alleged crime, the police respond immediately, but when I complain about a barking dog owned by my white neighbor, the police don't do anything about it? I thought we were in a post-racial era. I'm sick of hacks like Sotomayor waltzing into Princeton because privileged black men like Professor Gates receive MacArthur grants, which unfairly entitles them to break into their own homes & steal their own televisions.

James Carville: That's putting the cart before the horse at the end of the day. You expect these setbacks when you're framing the brand. But if the Republicans just want to say "no" like this good old boy does when my wife offers me a can of the swill they pass off as Dr. Pepper nowadays, they're in for big shock when the American people elect two black presidents in 2012, both of them progressive Democrats like Bill Clinton.

Expert One: Have you ever been to Cambridge, Jimmy?

Carville: Little town in Iowa....

Wolf: Have to cut you off now, thank you panel, & say hello to Skip Gates for me, I see him behind you waiting for the barista. Up next a special Situation Room report spotlighting a man named Jackson from Jackson, Mississippi & how his life has changed since the tragic passing of the King of Pop.

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Comments:
Most African-Americans are biracial, the result of southern white males doing what they rarely admitted they did. I think Obama's formative years in Hawaii explain more about his general temperament than his years in Chicago - which he acknowledges were an education in African-Americaness. Most the people who consider themselves traditionally Italian or Irish Americans aren't purebloods anymore.
 
Personally, I don't really give a shit what he is, but he is scaring the hell out of me. I'm sure you don't care, since you are the recipient of all the free stuff you can get from the govt, but we, as tax-paying, hard working Americans, have to pay for all his socialist, anti-american spending.
 
That's just mean. Now I have to look at the blog log to see if I know who you are.
 
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