Sunday, October 05, 2008

Why am I awake at four-fifteen am?

Because this is when a freakin' smoke detector decided to announce the batteries were weak.
But still strong enough to squeak every 30 damned seconds.
Popped out a battery, now it'll shut up.
"Dave, what are you doing? Dave, stop."

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Do you think you have it bad? Wait until you have 5 smoke detectors and you can't determine which one is )(*^#!(^@# beeping...at 4:15 a.m.
 
You have the option of ignoring a burglar. A weak smoke alarm, never.
 
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