the rix mix

In her first public comments since a prison sentence, celebrity heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton has described her 45-day jail term for a driving related offense [alcohol-related reckless driving]as cruel and unwarranted.

Visibly shocked and tearful, Hilton was sentenced on Friday to 45 days in jail after a judge ruled she knowingly violated her probation on a previous traffic offense by driving without a valid license.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer rejected the 26-year-old socialite's defense that she didn't realize her license was suspended and ordered her to report to a county detention facility on June 5.

Paris Hilton is as useless as a dick on a Barbie Doll. Us peons know there doesn't exist a municipal judge who accepts ignorance as a defense. She's just learned it infuriates Superior Court judges, too. & she hasn't bothered to store up an ounce of good will with all her money & celebrity. It's like this, girl: You pay your fine, park your car, do your suspension time, pay your license restoration fee & the insurance surcharges. You open all mail from the state DMV. With your dough, you ride in a limo. We don't care. Screw you.