the rix mix

On Thursday, Dave Letterman had what I want from a late night talk show. There was a man singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" like he was underwater, accompanied by a mother & daughter playing saws. The saw players then joined the band for a rendition of "Let Me Call You Sweetheart" coming out of a commercial break. Dr. Phil was on for one segment too many, rightly complained he was following a tough act, kept the talk moving - although they spent too much time discussing Lindsay Lohan, but they didn't mention Oprah at all. Jungle Jack Hanna brought three beautiful young flamingos, a new born porcupine, an adult owl & a baby owl, & a big lizard, with an amazing long forked tongue, that gobbled up two very large pieces of raw red meat from a plate on Letterman's desk.

Rachel Ray's Dunkin' Donuts commercials bring to mind an old, derogatory word, ballbuster. I imagine being married to her (she is married), seeing her maybe twice a week as she's rushing off to do one of her five TV shows or have a business meeting, & complaining, "If you won't ever cook a damned 30 minute meal for me, can you at least bring home a doggie bag sometimes?"

Quickie Horoscope: Your heart is hungry for more romance -- so feed it however you can today. Hah!