Monday, November 13, 2006

Bennie breaks wind

The great successor to British Enlightenment philosophers, Sir Elton John, has announced that organized religion should be banned. Or, failing that, religious leaders should hold a "conclave" to "discuss the fate of the world." Presumably, these patriarchs (unless they include the head American Episcopalian Bishop) would vote to ban themselves, thus ensuring global peace, love & understanding. Well, it wouldn't make things worse.

Great Britain has a civil union law that confers upon Elton & David "the same legal benefits and responsibilities as heterosexuals who wed in a register office." In a recent photo, Elton had a garish, diamond-encrusted cross dangling from his neck (Yeah, I know even God-fearing pimps wear those). & I doubt he has any objections to huge Anglican royal weddings; probably fancied one for himself until he found out he couldn't rent St. Paul's Cathedral & arrive on a sedan chair carried by six buff Nubians in mink jockstraps. The poor fellow may feel wounded, but as Liberace once remarked of his critics, "I cry all the way to the bank." I say we just ban "Candle In the Wind."

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