Thursday, February 23, 2006
ABOMINABLE BIRDS REPORT
Our recommendation: Unleash the untapped
power of American free market capitalism
to stop the eating of abominable
birds. We have submitted a list to
our Office of Doctrinal Policy.
(Note: eagle, vulture, osprey, kite, falcon,
raven, ostrich, nighthawk, sea gull, hawk,
owl, cormorant, ibis, water hen, pelican,
stork, heron, hoopoe, and bat.)
We find worrisome the possibility
that where these birds are not
consumed by men as food, they are
worshipped as divinities by women.
(Matter referred back to the
Sub-committee on Animism,
for further discussion.)
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