Sunday, October 30, 2005

Willie the Silent Pep Rally

Drum beat: ba-da-dum
cymbal crash: blamalamalama
trumpet charge: ta-ta-ta-tah-ta-taaahh

At 6-2 Rutgers is eligible for a bowl appearance.
Even if they lose two of the final three, not unlikely.
Wonder what bowl game?
The Bridgewater Mall Bowl (less prestigious than the Short Hills Mall Bowl).
The Dairy Queen near the Quick Chek across from the Prison Bowl.
The Win-a-WindMill-Hot Dog Bowl.
The New Jersey 101.5 Yard Field Insult Bowl.
The "Play the Loser of the Annual Roselle-Roselle Park Thanksgiving Day Game" Bowl.
The Dollar Store Microwave Safe Bowl.
The Weird New Jersey Bowl (weird location tba).
The Even Bob Can Beat Rutgers With These Two Guys & Nobody Else Bowl.

Comments:
Only truly desperate fans would rejoice so much over beating a mediocre Navy team. Which goes to show that the sure way to a winning season on the Raritan is a weak schedule. Bring back Princeton.
 
I vote for making the Weird NJ Bowl a touch football game and playing it at the Route 1 Loew's Cineplex lot
 
Excellent selection. But I still miss that flea market.
 
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