Monday, October 03, 2005

Brief Vaudeville Routine

I need a woman who can keep me in the style I am accustomed to. Bad food. Ugly furniture. Socks & underwear on the floor.
Just doublewide everything & I'll be happy,
Doublewide is the size that thrills me so.
Doublewide are your kisses,
Doublewide is your love,
Doublewide is this trailer
The twisters tossed us from above
(Two F4's on the Fujita Scale)
I don't want a woman to be a maid. Just leave that pile of records where it is, & don't mess with the books by the futon.

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