Saturday, June 18, 2005
REFORMED CHURCH OF AMERICA BURNS A WITCH
"However, the issue is not specifically homosexual marriage or practice. It’s a question of authority." Pastor Paul Rosa, New Prospect Reformed Church
Reformed ~ Evangelical ~ Welcoming
Reformed ~ Evangelical ~ Welcoming
It's impossible. Christianity is no more likely to be convinced that homosexuality is something God makes you than Islam will ever believe Christians are not infidels. Take the "scientific" aspects of the Bible as allegory, metaphor, myth, as most educated Christians do. That's alright. Never mind that the Bible endorses GENOCIDE, POLYGAMY, SLAVERY. These can all be explained away, reinterpreted. Dance around whether or not it's absolutely necessary to accept the Great Flood, the Virgin Birth, the Fish & the Loaves; only the strictest fundies tie you to a chair & beat you with a length of rubber garden hose to make sure you really believe before they let you take a seat inside. Eat BOTTOM FEEDING CRUSTACEANS & hot dogs containing PORK BYPRODUCTS. You can even ordain WOMEN. But do not ever, ever say homosexuality is not SINFUL. If you are Christian, you are to HATE homosexuality. Love the homosexual, of course. But HATE, DESPISE, CONDEMN, PUNISH homosexual behavior & those who approve of it. Of course, homosexuals have secular rights, even guaranteed by the Constitution if you're a shameless liberal supporter of church / state separation. But if you support homosexuals in the church, you deserve to be EXCOMMUNICATED, DEFROCKED, SHUNNED, DESPISED, DRIVEN OUT OF THE COMMUNITY OF GOD-FEARING MEN, to wander the wilderness surviving on GRASSHOPPERS, ROOTS, and honey of WILD BEES, until you DIE slowly and MISERABLY and GOD sends you to ETERNAL DAMNATION, which judgment of course kind & compassionate Christians do not presume to make but nonetheless have FAITH that the ALMIGHTY will BURN HOMOSEXUALS & their SUPPORTERS IN NEVER-ENDING FIRES.
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"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be." Thomas Jefferson
Catholics. Abstaining from meat on Fridays is just an excuse for leaving work early, driving to the shore & ordering the "catch of the day" at a dockside restaurant.
You need a broader definition of "people of faith." If you had one, you'd realize this post is a parody. But a parody of what?
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