Sunday, August 10, 2003
Why I endorse Arnold Schwarzenegger for Governor:
1. California deserves him.
2. Has an Austrian accent.
3. A talk show comedy writer's dream.
4. Almost limitless supply of recyclable movie dialogue suitable for political use.
5. He'll have to give at least a ten minute prime time speech at the 2004 GOP Convention.
6. His marriage to Maria is shaky & will get shakier when she begins acting like Eleanor Roosevelt.
7. Oprah read an Elizabeth Barrett poem at their wedding while Kurt Waldheim was a guest [Note to myself: file for possible haiku topic.]
8. Will promote more research into the connection between steroids & brain damage.
9. Want to hear Arnie's position on medical marijuana.
10. Want to hear Arnie's position on gay marriage.
