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Britney Spears Meets the Terminator
All Dialogue Guaranteed.

Britney: I haven't had a boy in a really long time ... just a kiss, man.
Just a kiss would be nice.
Terminator: I am unable to comply.

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Britney: I know it sounds cliche and cheesy, but I really believe that
if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
Terminator: No sign of brain trauma.

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Terminator: Take off your clothes.
Britney: He's the cutest, hottest thing in the world -- wooh! He's such a
bad boy.

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Britney: Where I come from, the woman is the homemaker, and that's how I
was brought up -- you cook for your kids.
Terminator: You are terminated.